The Frog On The Left
As it happened, two frogs were sitting on their lillypads in a small pond.
The one on the left turned and asked the other, "Do you suppose this is what our life will always be like?"
The one on the right thought for a moment and replied, "Ribbit."
The frog on the left suddenly came to the revelation that he had phrased a question in English and opened his mouth to exclaim his wonder, but all that came out was, "Ribbit."
Whatever had caused such a questionably odd event had passed, but the frog on the left would remember it for days afterward, wondering if it would ever happen again.
Every now and then, when no animals were around, he would attempt to speak English once again, but to no avail.
Summer passed and the frog fell asleep to hybernate through the cold winter weather. When he awoke the following spring, he had forgotten about the whole thing.
The End.
Moral of the story:
Frogs are odd.
The one on the left turned and asked the other, "Do you suppose this is what our life will always be like?"
The one on the right thought for a moment and replied, "Ribbit."
The frog on the left suddenly came to the revelation that he had phrased a question in English and opened his mouth to exclaim his wonder, but all that came out was, "Ribbit."
Whatever had caused such a questionably odd event had passed, but the frog on the left would remember it for days afterward, wondering if it would ever happen again.
Every now and then, when no animals were around, he would attempt to speak English once again, but to no avail.
Summer passed and the frog fell asleep to hybernate through the cold winter weather. When he awoke the following spring, he had forgotten about the whole thing.
The End.
Moral of the story:
Frogs are odd.
posted by Still Daddy at 6:27 PM
3 Comments:
Hahahahaha!
yes adam i now understand why frogs are odd
One of the reasons you will be a good dad...you can tell stories like this!
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